What is Wil looking at?

long dash

thats not so bad. the crown vics and the grand marquis jacked up with huge shinny wheels and multicolored tinted windows are just plain tacky.

This was a blue and SHINY RED Impala. In what world do you live where this sort of thing is cool?

the dash looks like an arial view of a body of water

Its better than seeing an old school Cutlass jacked up 10 feet on 80" rims.
C.

cool? No, not really. Im just used to a lot worse. I'll go find a couple later. They seem to pop up at the bowling alley a lot.