My brother gave me tickets to the last Dodger homegame of the season, so I took my stepson Ryan (16) with me.

It was the worst game I've ever seen in my life (apparently, the Dodgers decided to stop playing a few weeks ago, and I was too busy to notice) but Ryan and I had as much fun as we've ever had together, anywhere.

We ate a ton of junk food, heckled the players, gave each other a hard time about all sorts of things, and near the end of the game, broke out the camphone to take "I'm crushing your head" pictures.

This shot was entirely Ryan's idea. He took it, and he titled it. So if you think it's as funny as I do, give all the credit to him.